Botanical Racism

My garden is a racist. Agapanthus go back to Africa. Monets garden has agapanthus imported from Africa. Africa is a continent consisting of 80 countries. Jasmine I love you in Germany but stop strangling my South Pacific bush. Wake up to wipeout when its all overgrown. Privet die in hell’s garden don’t kill my lungs with your ghastly homesick English hedge funded pesky pollen. Decolonize the apple tree Evey. Everyone knows you have a peach.